“How hard can it be?” was the thought that inspired us to do this. We hired a professional recording studio to create the masterpiece that will be Christmas number one (we won’t settle for anything less) and let our assistant producer Finn do nearly all of the work. Everyone else helped out with backing vocals so as professional recording artists we can tell you that this is an absolute banger and deserves every single purchase and stream you can do.

We’re of course doing this for charity (Adele didn’t, just saying) and will be giving all of the profits to Zoë's Place Baby Hospice and the Childhood Eye Cancer Trust. You can learn more about both of those amazing causes below.

You should’ve clicked the button at the top of this page before you even got to here. We need you to buy it on as many different platforms as you can, stream it on repeat all day as well as all night and share it literally everywhere. We can’t do this without you but we accept no liability for any disciplinary action taken against you if you “accidentally” email the link to everyone at work.